When Ned the pie maker mentioned he is a vegetarian, I thought nothing of it until about 20 minutes later when it hit me
Little bits of animal coming alive in his mouth oh my g o d
That’s the spirit.
I will never understand cats
COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]
A lesson we’ll never learn.
YOUR FACE IS A CUSHION FOR MY BUTT, HUMAN
YOU MUST ACCEPT THIS
Literally me and my cat
BE CAREFUL MAKING WISHES IN THE
CANT BE SURE WHEN THEYVE HIT THEIR
those are the eyes of cat who has learned to tolerate its human